fluent in bitchcraft, helping to save the suicidal bunnies (these do exist), not so typical, except to see sex here cause, sex.
  • motherfuckingdragonsyo:

    I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

    (via mind--bottled)

  • Jessica Lange as Sister Jude.

    (Source: fuckyeahjessicalange, via americans-horror-story)

  • e-bae:

    Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

    (via hastall)

  • netflixuk:

    "I just want everyone to love me, but I don’t know how to make them do it." Let BoJack Horseman into your heart.  Only on NetflixUK